Terry Tate Office Linebacker

Hey Laura.

Hey Paul.

Piew!

You know you can’t bring that weak-ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy!

You kill the joe, you make some mo’! You know that baby!

‘Else you’re in for a long day. A looong day! Because triple T is up in this bitch!

Some people said I was crazy when I brought Terry on board.

But I’m a firm proponent of paradigm breaking. Outside the box thinking.

And, since Terry has been with us, our productivity has gone up 46 percent.

Break was over 15 minutes ago, bitch!

I am an enforcer, man! Don’t nothing go down in my house.

It’s one of us in heart baby! Sure I check a few fools.

I give ‘em the pain. But sometimes it’s about intimidation you know. It’s mind games.

Alright I’ll see you later.

Get ready for the pain woman, the pain train is coming. Woo woo!

It's in there, please don't hurt me, please don’t hurt me.

Thank you Terry. Thank you god…

But what has really impressed me is how Terry has become part of the Feltcher family.

He fits right in here.

Surprise, Ken! Happy birthday!

As profit increased the margin reaches the second break-even point here,

after which enterprise falls into loss. Any questions?

You know you need a cover sheet on your TPS reports, Richard! That ain’t new baby!

Hey Terry.

Hey Janice.

Motherf…

That’s not to say Terry has gone soft. He still does what he does best.

That’s a long distance call, Doug.

Of course the office environment is, in fact, a violent world, and injuries do occur.

Hi Terry.

Hey Dana.

Nooooo!

Playing hurt? Baby that don’t phase me. I don't got time for pain.

The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools,

who don't know what time it is.

Any bitch-ass think I don’t wants to step because of what happened,

‘cause what happened to my knee and such, well he in for a surprise.

A rude, painful surprise!

To be honest, I wish I had ten Terry Tates on team Feltcher.

I just do my job, man. I do what my god-given abilities allow me to do

and I thank Jesus Christ for it every single day. And do I enjoy what I do? Hell yeah.

This ain’t your pens Richard! These pens belong in my house!

You can't come in my kitchen and kick my dog and take box full of ballpoints. Your ass must be crazy!