There once was a boy named Jonny Eclaire whose only problem was a chest full of hair.
It made closing his shirts really difficult. And there were all kinds of creatures leaving in there.
Ashamed of a God that grew in his chest. To remove it completely he needed to prove a task.
He tried shavers and clappers’ twisers as well corrosives explosives.
One much better Johnny sat down in his room and wondering if his chest had a mind on its own.
Nothing he tried seem to take it away. Nothing would ever….
What’s this? It was a wondrous tune on a Saturday morning cartoons and
with some experiment Johnny discovered that the gift on his chest was a gift no other.
He handled his instrument with the greatest of care bringing people to tears. It is just his chest full of hair.